I Dont want to live on this planet anymore
So this girl that I went to highschool with just had a baby. And I mean, okay, if thats what you want with your life than im thrilled for you. but when I say she just had a baby, I mean, this kid isnt a month old yet, AND IT HAS A FACEBOOK. I’m sorry, what? The first thing that you did as a mother was to make your baby a facebook??? lets just stop to consider everything that is wrong with that.
1. Your baby is a baby. She cannot type. or read. she does not care about facebook.
2. The internet, is still not a safe place. I’m guilty of putting pictures of me and children online, sure, but you made this kid HER OWN PAGE, you are asking for some creepy stalker to come steal your baby.
3. Somewhere, someday, in this world, an 8 or 9 year old child will say to her friends “What do you mean your mom wont let you have a facebook? I’ve had one since I was born.”
I just. I just cant..
Most accurate thing ive ever read
- Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
- Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
- Teenage me: When I'm an adult I'm going to be so mature and be self-sufficient and do what I want!
- Adult me: *eats ice cream out of the tub and watches children's cartoons*
